About Me

Maureen Flora Nolan is a 40-year-old personal trainer who enjoys learning new languages, vandalising bus stops and drone photography. She is considerate and loveable, but can also be very stingy and a bit boring.

She is a Brazilian Jedi who defines herself as pansexual. She started studying sports science at college but never finished the course. She is allergic to eggs.

Physically, Maureen is not in great shape. She needs to lose quite a lot of weight. She is very tall with walnut skin, brown hair and green eyes.

She grew up in an upper class neighbourhood. Her parents separated when she was small, but remained friends and provided a happy, stable home.

She is currently in a relationship with Jennie Zoya Butler. Jennie is 20 years older than her and works as a journalist.

Maureen has four children with girlfriend Jennie: Declan aged 0, Harmony aged 1, Carl aged 8 and Aidan aged 11.

Maureen's best friend is a personal trainer called Bronte Lopez. They get on well most of the time. She also hangs around with a personal trainer called Dakota Mclaughlin. They enjoy football together.

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